Cool and funny statuses in VK about summer there are different things. Publishing new short statuses in funny poems, “on the contrary” advice, paraphrased quotes, we want to talk about the changes happening to us. Sometimes cool statuses about summer come with unexpected offers to watch the sunrise in the yard of the house or go on a horseback ride on... a pony.

Summer is the time when you set your alarm for 03:00 so you don’t forget to go to bed.

Whoever said that summer would be hot would have hit him in the face with an umbrella!!!

Autumn - I want summer. Winter - I want summer. Spring - I want summer. Summer - oh, so hot! :))

I think I'm pregnant. I'm sick of work and drawn to the salty sea.

There is nothing sadder in the world than the thought of the end of summer...

This summer the only people who will hang out with you are mosquitoes.

And summer smells like smoke from a barbecue... raspberries, the sea, pouring rain... ripe cherries, suntan lotion and the vacation we are waiting for!

I'm in the summer zone! Intelligence, honor and conscience are inaccessible! There is only frivolity in connection...)))

SUMMER - preparation for beach season: Girls visit fitness centers and beauty salons. Guys cut their toenails and that’s it.

- Darling, what should I take with me to the sea so that everyone, looking at me, will go nuts? - Sled.

The hot summer has arrived. Everyone was carried away to the sea! Well, I didn’t get bored - Hello, DACHA... YO-MOYE

And somewhere there is the sea, beaches, macho... Sunset, intoxicatingly beautiful... And at home it’s simpler - summer, dacha, shovels, rakes, vodka and beer...

Mosquitoes have become more cunning, they fly up, sit on the bed, and then walk on foot so that you can’t hear them...

Great summer! It’s just a pity that the tan doesn’t stick through the jacket...

Summer... Let's hit computer addiction with alcoholism!

What kind of sushi lover am I?! I am a real lover of the sea!

Hot summer is coming... It's time to think about how to spend your vacation. And I haven’t forgiven myself for last year yet!

Well, it’s hot……….if I’m wrong, throw a lump of snow at me.

I want it to always be like this: summer, then summer again, then New Year, birthday, summer and summer again.

Katya swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Christina swam with fat and did not swim.

If it weren’t winter, and it was always summer, we wouldn’t wander so much in the wilds of the Internet. I would be distracted by hayfields, a river, a beach and women. The ratings of sites would not grow, if only, if only!

Wonderful summer! You won’t burn, you won’t peel, you won’t stick to the asphalt, you won’t sweat... The only negative is that the sandals don’t fit on a warm sock!

I went outside, thought... Something flashed past at amazing speed... “Summer,” I guessed.

Summer is the time to sleep well until 15:00, have breakfast at 16:00, get dressed by 18:00 and finally be ready to go out with friends =)

How to Deal with Summer Depression 1 wait, 2 wait, 3 wait, 4 wait, 5 still wait Done! Now you have autumn depression! You are gorgeous!

And summer smells like barbecue smoke, raspberries, the sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we’re looking forward to!!!

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And all that will remain from this summer is a souvenir brought from the sea, a framed photo and memories....Probably the sweetest memories.

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Summer is a sea of ​​sun, light and warmth... It's time for joy... It's the sun in the sky... And a bright sparkle in your eyes.

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I want to go where there is sea and heat... And nothing to do!!! Sit on the seashore in the summer, admire the sunset and think about good things...

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Summer in the capital: the hot asphalt smokes from the heat, you can’t sleep at night, you can’t hide from mosquito bites, and no matter how much water you drink, you still can’t get drunk.

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There is nowhere to escape the memories... This summer is forever in my heart.

Cool statuses about summer

And somewhere there is the sea, beaches, macho... The sunset is intoxicatingly beautiful! Everything is simpler here - summer, dacha, Shovels, rakes, vodka and beer!!!

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Summer: - 3 months without textbooks, - 92 days of freedom, - 2208 hours of happiness, - 132480 minutes of bliss, - 7948800 seconds of brightness. Soon. Very soon.

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I propose to fine the summer for speeding!

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My head is full of ideas, people have a lot of plans... Lots of sunshine... Summer... Summer... Summer...

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Only on Russian beaches are buoys placed in several lines. The first ones are for which you can’t swim, and the second ones are for which, well, seriously, you shouldn’t!

I won't go to Cyprus this year. Last year I didn’t go to Miami, and the year before I didn’t go to Tahiti. Next year I don’t know where I won’t go...

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Nothing pleases the eye more than a suitcase packed for vacation...)

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Summer is a period when you can’t just open a window on a bus that didn’t close in winter.

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I used to love summer, but then I realized that summer could be at any time of the year, if only I had money... Now I love money

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- Dad, are we going to go to the sea this summer? - With your grades... your tutors will go to the sea this year!

Great summer this year! It’s just a pity that the tan doesn’t stick through the jacket!

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I’m just burning with the desire to go to the sea... I now have this tradition... Every year in the summer I want to go to the sea!

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Now I understand why in high school we stopped writing essays on the topic “How I spent this summer”))

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There are seas and beaches in the distance, the sunset is intoxicating and beautiful!.. It’s simpler here: in the summer - a dacha, in winter - vodka and beer.

Short statuses about summer

Some rest in the summer, others go where it is SUMMER.

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The last month of summer, we walk until dawn!

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And I’ll add salt to the puddle - and there will be a small sea))

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Summer is a small life!

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Your butt sticks to the stool - that means summer has come!

Summer has come.... Online friends dropped by 2 times))

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Summer is coming. Hello diet!

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Chronicler... This is when the end of summer... Completely...

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It’s good in Siberia in the summer - there is no snow for a whole month!

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Sea, summer, sun, beach - a terrible face, makeup smudged.

I want to go where there is no Internet, where the sea is agitated and where summer lights up.

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Summer nights, we are looking forward to seeing you))

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After reading this, you brought summer closer by 5 seconds =)

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summer means good night at six in the morning.

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We urgently need the fourth month of summer!

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I want a summer where there is no time for the Internet!

Statuses about the beginning of summer

Summer has come so quickly that there are winter boots, spring boots and sandals in the hallway. In one row.

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So summer has come and the struggle between those who feel the wind and those who are hot has begun))

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Guys, summer is coming, don’t upset the female psyche, don’t wear flip-flops with socks...

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The time has come when you stand on the bed at 2 o'clock in the morning in just shorts with a slipper in your hand... and look out for this buzzing bastard.

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Again, I didn’t have time to lose weight by summer. I need to fatten my husband. I will win by contrast.

Statuses about the end of summer

It's a shame that "500 Days of Summer" is only the title of the film.

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If winter jokes until April, I want summer to take revenge until December.

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August is like Sunday evening.

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If the calendar says August 31st, and you haven’t been on vacation yet, this is your holiday. Loshara Day.

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It feels like summer is going away very quickly. Please slow down a little - I can't keep up!

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I can't help but feel like summer is almost over. That's it, a couple more moments, and that's all: falling leaves, rain, hot tea, studying and melancholy.

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Let's have your September already, this summer everything is clear to me!

How we all love summer! As soon as you think about this time of year, a fire flares up in your soul. There are even special sites that count down the days until the start of summer online. People are warmed by the thought that sleepless nights, endless walks with friends, movies until the morning and hot weather will soon begin. But don't be sad at other times of the year, because each of them is special in its own way. But you can bring summer closer, and our new website will help you with this. We decided to create a page and completely devote it to one topic – statuses about summer. We present to you the most extensive site with an unprecedented number of statuses. In addition, we are constantly working on the site and making it even more convenient and interactive.

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Mosquitoes have become more cunning, they fly up, sit on the bed, and then walk on foot so that you can’t hear them...

I propose to fine the summer for speeding. It flew by quickly.

If it weren’t winter, and it was always summer, we wouldn’t wander so much in the wilds of the Internet. I would be distracted by hayfields, a river, a beach and women. The ratings of sites would not grow, if only, if only!

Summer is a time of happiness, hope and drunkenness, which is better not to remember;)

Cool status about summer: Wait for me, summer, I will be beautifully undressed...

I hope there will be less snow in the summer.

Katya swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Christina swam with fat and did not swim.

Ah, July, the crown of summer... The sea, the beach, people all around... You daydream for two minutes... Then you’ll weed the garden...

Wonderful summer! You won’t burn, you won’t peel, you won’t stick to the asphalt, you won’t sweat... The only negative is that the sandals don’t fit on a warm sock!

Cool status about summer: Where are you going in the summer? - Binge drinking!

What kind of sushi lover am I?! I am a real lover of the sea!

Great summer! It's just a pity that the tan doesn't stick through the jacket...

And summer smells like barbecue smoke, raspberries, sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we are waiting for!

Forecasters vow that summer this year will be generally warmer than winter, and even a little warmer than spring...

I want it to always be like this: summer, then summer again, then New Year, birthday, summer and summer again.

Summer is coming, and I have nothing to undress in...

Summer will show who rocked the press and who rocked the refrigerator door!

I'm in the summer zone! Intelligence, honor and conscience are inaccessible! There is only frivolity in touch...

The higher the thermometer... the shorter the length of my skirt.

And now I say hello to mosquitoes. He sits on me, and he’s like, “Give me five!”

Summer is the time when you set your alarm for 03:00 so you don’t forget to go to bed.

Cool status about summer: With the onset of hot summer, minibuses turn into microwaves.

Summer...let's hit computer addiction with alcoholism!

I want summer, stupidly wandering the streets, drinking Fanta, hiding from the sun and not knowing what day of the week it is.

The time has come when you stand on the bed at 2 o'clock in the morning in only shorts with a slipper in your hand... and look out for this buzzing bastard.

Summer is the time to sleep well until 15:00, have breakfast at 16:00, get dressed by 18:00 and finally be ready to go out with friends =)

Let's go throw Viagra into the sea and watch the Sun rise...

My status has gone to party in the summer!

Summer is the unfulfilled promise of spring. Speaking of summer, everyone dreams of enjoying the blissful warm nights, but in return they get a fake

I love him, he makes summer even warmer. Not because it’s light next to him, but when I’m with him, there’s no need for even light

The smell of summer is very diverse. It can smell like barbecue, sea, rain, raspberries, cherries and, of course, a long-awaited vacation

If you go to your contact page and see the status of most of your friends: “left,” it means summer has come

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What do you do with your time when it’s summer and hot? It's a great time to relax at sea, but in return you sit in contact and read my status

Summer time is a time of incredible adventures and unforgettable night walks

Everyone is looking forward to my new status about how my summer is going. I'm incredibly interested in where I am, what's happening to me, how much I've drunk and what I've done.

Summer is associated with a light chiffon dress, your favorite stiletto heels, the sweet aroma of fresh perfume, a warm breeze and passionate kisses until morning. And in the mobile phone there is a painfully familiar SMS addressed to my mother: “I’ll come in the morning”!

Summer... It’s stupid to wander the streets, hide from the sun and not know what day of the week it is...

Summer is this, summer is that, Summer is summer, L, E, T and O

Half a bottle of rum, two pistols. A bag of a change of clothes - and you're ready. This is what it is, our summer. Nothing is sacred at all.

Summer has just begun, and I’ve already lost myself in the days!

Summer...I'm fried like a cutlet.

Summer, sun, heat, dance until the morning - hurry up)

Some rest in the summer, others go where it is SUMMER.

The season for wet armpits is open 😉

And I need your eyes so that I can soar in them like a bird. When it's SUMMER outside, you need to fall in love!

I want summer and sun!!! AND MORE!!!)

Chronicler... This is when the end of summer... Completely...

I really want this summer to be unforgettable.^^

Summer has come... Online friends have dropped by 2 times =D

Then all autumn she will regret it, because this is the last summer in her life with him...

Summer. The air conditioners are in heat.

My status has gone to party in the summer!!!:-).

Probably in the life of every person there was one, that special summer that he will never forget!

Summer is interesting and fast or boring and long... the law of meanness!

As usual in summer, all the worthwhile events happen at night. Such a night lasts three months...

uh, I love summer)) Well, when, besides the New Year, when you send an SMS “Are you sleeping?”, you get the answer “No))”.

- Oh, dear, when will real summer come? – REAL summer will come when you earn it.

From dusk to dawn, this summer is our summer!

summer is a small life =)

Summer... the time when it’s easier to breathe, when it’s easier to love someone, it’s easier to dream about someone, it’s easier to desire someone

Summer: the time of year when mothers need the patience of teachers)

She loves hot chocolate, summer, the sea and him.... She is a little crazy... Every day I see her in the mirror waiting for someone... someone's ex... someone's future.....

The season of bloody feet from awesome shoes has begun!

Summer is the most amazing time, you dream of spending all 90 days in such a way that this summer will remain in your memory forever...

I want summer, the sea, the beach, a bottle of martini and a sign that says “DO NOT DISTURB!”

August is the month when it is impossible to open a window on a bus, which could not be closed in December.

It’s time for schools to think about renaming essays from “how I spent my summer” to “how I fucked up my summer”!

Summer broke everyone up into pairs, but I was just broken...

hot summer days)) and the water in the river is not yet warm enough to swim...(((it’s a shame(((

Summer is the time when you set your alarm for 03.00 so you don’t forget to go to bed

If you have lived for a year and seen the change of seasons - winter, spring, summer, autumn - then you have already seen everything.

Summer has its downsides. Sand in our shoes or mosquitoes annoy us all.

Every summer is one big murder of my body!

Now I understand why in high school they don’t write the essay “What I did in the summer”

I want summer... it’s summer that makes me happy...

The first sign of summer: “What day of the week is it today?”

In June I always ask myself the question: Is it the poplar fluff that flies so low, or are the dandelions completely crazy?!))

In the summer, borscht is replaced by okroshka!

...Summer is a sea of ​​sun, light, warmth... This is a time for joy... This is the sun in the sky... And a bright sparkle in the eyes...

It is better to relax in the summer than to work in the winter.

If the summer is as hot as the previous one, the most relevant pitch will be “Hey, I have air conditioning”!

Summer means “good night” at 6.30 am)

It’s so cool outside... cloudy, sunny, rainy and warm =))

Summer - kisses until dawn :).

in two Saturdays, we will wake up in the summer

I want to remind you that some people missed 27 days of summer. You still have 67. Good luck.

Summer has come! Long live the diet!

Dry summer... The knights went a little small.

Summer 2011: floor-length sundress, small denim and gladiator sandals, and a flower on the head... everyone))

It’s good in the capital in the summer, riot police are harassing brunettes...

Sun Air and Water are our best friends. Beer Sex and Anonism strengthens the body...

My boyfriend will be summer, a hot guy.

You wander somewhere until the morning - that means summer has come!!!

Summer. Sun. Sea. Beach. A Martini bottle and a sign “Let's all go to hell...”

Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear...

summer..summer again..songs around the fire again..dancing from night until morning

I hate summer..everything is getting terribly sexy! =)

winter has come, winter has gone, and summer is summer.

It was summer here, but I was working that day. =)

What will you give me, summer?

Summer is when you don’t regret anything...

I believe in you, Summer 2011. You must be unforgettable...

It's better to be near a fire in summer than near a river in winter.

Our summer is just painted in green color winter.

Our summer, although short, has little snow!

summer...dreams...love... Eh... this can’t be returned... but it can be repeated!!!))

There is no escape from the memories, this summer is forever in my heart

And all that will remain from this summer is a souvenir brought from the sea, a framed photo and memories...Probably the sweetest memories...¦

[My summer wouldn’t work without you...?]

I want summer to last forever...

Summer is the best best time of the year! Time to love and be loved!

Summer is when you don’t want anything and want everything at once)

Summer is the time when you set your alarm for 03:00 so you don’t forget to go to bed.

Do you want to ruin your summer? Fall in love in June)).

the time has come when you stand on the bed at 2 a.m. in your underpants and with a slipper in your hand and look out for this buzzing bastard

Forecast for this summer. The rate for online contacts has decreased by 3 times, but the dollar has increased! Heh...

The summer ended without fulfilling any of its promises.

Fuck, how I need to lose weight for the summer...

Summer is a kiss from a sunbeam, a salty sea breeze, strawberries and lots and lots of sun...

And I want summer not to end, which has not yet begun! 😀

Your ass sticks to the stool - that means summer has come!

The last month of summer, we walk until dawn!

I don’t care about everything, because now it’s summer, it’ll be autumn, I’ll think about it!

Summer: – 3 months without textbooks, – 92 days of freedom, – 2208 hours of happiness, – 132480 minutes of bliss, – 7948800 seconds of brightness. Soon. Very soon.

Let's make the phrase “summer 2010” synonymous with happiness.

I want summer. Stupidly wander the streets, drink Fanta, hide from the sun and not know what day of the week it is

my favorite time of the year... The time when dreams come true...

I touched the smell of dawn and realized that I would break all the nets. Thank you, life, for making it summer in the world! Thank you, life, for keeping me alive!…

The summer was cold, but with little snow.

For me personally, there are only 2 seasons of the year, these are “SUMMER” and “WAITING FOR SUMMER”))

If you are not confident in your own nerves, this test is not for you...

summer.sore.bed.movies.

You need to love mom, dad, marmalade, chocolate and summer. The rest is just bullshit.

In two Saturdays we will wake up in the summer. =))

Kiss your lips and caress your heart. Give summer instead of me. But to love is higher than the sky, and to value more than life. Who can do this to you like me?

Summer will show who put cotton wool in their bra!

summer is ending, which means soon it will only be: I want to sleep, I’m cold and let’s get drunk on Friday...

Summer is a small life!

summer - just summer we sunbathe, rejoice, and hardly sleep!

Eh...it's nice to take a walk in the sun in the summer...but at home there is air conditioning!

“Summer is coming. Hello, diet!” - the exam is approaching, but there is zero knowledge in my head

The deeper the summer, the more lush the garden.

Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear.

Summer-oh-oh, there are no stops and turns, it flew by like a comet, you catch it by the tail...

It’s good in Siberia in the summer, there’s no snow for a whole month :)

Cool statuses about Summer

M Guys, summer has come, don’t upset the female psyche, don’t wear flip-flops with socks!

AND Summer has already crept up
longer day shorter night
the wind blows from afar
before the session of students howl...

L This will show who pumped the press and who pumped the refrigerator door!

WITH you go on the Internet, don’t bother anyone, and then summer ends for you.

E I'm like, I'm at sea, and suddenly... THE ALARM CLOCK RINGS

IN I’m a maximalist at heart, but with the arrival of summer I become an ardent fan of minis!

L This is when the minimum amount of clothing allows you to maximize the appearance of the opposite sex.

X I see summer, the sea, the beach, a bottle of martini and a sign that says “DO NOT DISTURB!”

L This will show who put cotton wool in her bra!

WITH The season of bloody feet from awesome shoes has begun!

E If you begin to quietly hate your office, and strategic plans on how to earn more money completely replace thoughts of how to drink it away, look at the calendar. Surely summer has come.

IN clouds in the sky without any clearing, fucking fucking summer

L this... The beach... The sun's rays fall on the chest... chest on the stomach... stomach on the knees...

U A Russian language reader, having re-read the essay by Roman Abramovich’s son “How I Spent My Summer,” burned it, threw the ashes into a glass of champagne and drank it at exactly midnight on New Year’s Eve...

N We urgently need the fourth month of summer!

E If the calendar says August 31st, and you haven’t been on vacation yet, this is your holiday. Loshara Day.

- N How is summer going?
- Great. I've been on the couch, in the bathtub, and on tours of local supermarkets.

N There is no sadder story in the world than about such a fucking terrible summer.

A summer smells like barbecue smoke, raspberries, the sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we are so looking forward to!!!

B Waiting for summer days, my heart beats faster.

M ore... Beach... I'm looking... There are more pregnant men than pregnant women...

L This is the season of irresponsibility.

N The time has come when you stand on the bed at 2 o'clock in the morning in only shorts with a slipper in your hand... and look out for this buzzing bastard.

L I love summer...on phone call at 3 am with the phrase “ARE YOU SLEEPING?” YOU WILL ALWAYS HEAR NO

D I don’t deny it - I was looking forward to summer! But we didn’t agree about the garden and mosquitoes.

L this is the night from spring to autumn

L this is the most scary beast- mosquito

"I I will love you all summer” - this sounds much more convincing than “all my life” and - most importantly - much longer!

AND SUMMER FOR ME,
I WILL BE BEAUTIFULLY UNDRESSED.

U saw the teacher in the summer
TURNED AWAY

U Dear Minister of Education. Please cancel writing the essay “How I spent my summer.” Our teacher is an elderly, intelligent woman...

N The time has come when you wear dark sunglasses and stare at people without a fawn!

L here it is. The air conditioners are in heat.

ABOUT great summer! It's just a pity that the tan doesn't stick through the jacket...

L It was cold here, but there was little snow.

L here it is! Looking at the shoes in the hallway, it seems that a 40-footer lives in the house.