Summer has not yet begun, and I am already afraid that it will end.

The most delicious kisses are in the summer, they taste like strawberries, cherries and blueberries!

Summer is my favorite time of the year... The time when dreams come true...

Summer is the time “I came home in the morning because I went out at night!”

Summer - kisses until dawn. :)

Summer is not necessarily just a time of year. :) Summer is a state of mind!

Summer - someone goes out for a walk, someone gets married, but I just can’t get out of the binge!

Summer is the kiss of a sunbeam, a salty sea breeze, strawberries and lots and lots of sun...

Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear.

In summer, a person consists of 80% kvass and 20% cucumbers...

Summer is like a breath of fresh air, like a bottle of mineral water in the morning...

In the summer, borscht is replaced by okroshka!

Summer is the time when you set your alarm for 05.00 so you don’t forget to go to bed.

Summer - is it interesting and fast or boring and long... the law of meanness!

Summer is like beer. It seems like they took enough, but then it’s over.

Summer is when you don’t want anything and want everything at once.

Summer is the season of irresponsibility.

Summer is the only time of the year when people go to the store rather than to the basement to buy potatoes.

Summer is an annual, three-month sweet spot in life.

You can arrange a summer for yourself at any time of the year - if only you had the money.

Summer is a time of happiness, hope and drunkenness, which is better not to remember.;)

Summer means “Good night” at 6:30 am.

Summer is paradise, who knows - will understand...

Summer is a small life!

Summer is associated with the smell of Komarex.

Summer will be sunny and hot, the main thing is not to miss this day.

Summer - one short word, 92 days of happiness. Why isn't it rubber?

Summer is a season too hot to do things that were too cold in winter.

Summer is when you don't come home to warm up.

Cool short statuses about summer

Summer is frivolity, openness, tenderness, emotionality, in a word - childhood!

Summer... It's time to dress up mini-family suits...

Summer... I'm fried like a cutlet.

Summer is a time when you don’t want to wear headphones because they’re too hot! :))

Summer - another attempt to start a new life...

Summer is not when it’s warm, summer is when there is money.

We just need the fourth month of summer.

In summer you don’t want anything more - except summer itself.

How did you spend your summer? -With a glance.

If the chair rises with you, it means it’s summer.

The deeper the summer, the more lush the garden. Vera Inber

This summer will be ours!)))

Summer, sun, heat, walk until the morning! And I went to bed!

Summer doesn't happen twice a year.

If winter jokes until April, then I want summer to take revenge until December!

I'm sure to fill this summer with crazy things to do.

My dream for this year is to cover the garden with asphalt.

No one got tired of the red summer. Russian proverb

Stupid things done in the summer are more fond memories than mistakes.

Summer, please, can you slow down?

I'll probably quit drinking! -Why? -Do you remember last summer? -Certainly! -But not me!

I hope there will be less snow in the summer.

Bye brain, hello summer.

In the summer we'll see who pumped the press and who rocked the refrigerator door!)))

The summer was promised to be hot. The year was not specified...

As usual in summer, all the worthwhile events happen at night.

In summer there is no difference between outerwear and underwear.

Cool statuses short about summer

Cool short statuses about summer

Do you also forget in the summer what day of the week it is?

We urgently need the fourth month of summer!

Well, to hell with it, with this summer!... We will rock it in the fall!)))

Beer and summer... made for each other!

Ah, our northern summer is a caricature of southern winters.

Now the most important thing is that June is aware that it is summer!

Damn, we've been busy with these exams all summer!

Anyone who wanted to lose weight by summer - relax and eat! There will be no summer!

Oh, summer! At this time, I don’t want to earn money, but to drink!)))

I am a summer lover, a summer lover, a summer addict... And I have a great plan for this summer...

We have two holidays in Siberia: New Year and Summer. And both last the same.

It’s good in the capital in the summer, riot police are harassing brunettes...

I love ice cream so much, it looks like summer is coming!)))

Well, summer has come, but nothing has changed in my soul...(((

The season of bloody feet from awesome shoes has begun!

Now the season is open when the right hand does not freeze, but sweats. =)))

This summer is only a few minutes old and I already adore it.

The season “Everyone drinks on the benches” is open.

So these 92 days of happiness, sun and love have begun...=)

I'm tired of this crazy spring... I want a crazy summer...

I want summer and sun! And more!)))

Hooray! Summer! Sun! Sea! Beach! Boys!

The last month of summer, we walk until dawn!

Summer - just summer we sunbathe, rejoice, and hardly sleep!

Summer - life begins, people fall in love. It's always summer!

I hate summer... everything is getting terribly sexy! =)

There is a crisis in the country... Spring has been cut short... As if summer would not be fired!

Summer has just begun, and I’ve already lost myself in the days!

Summer has come! Long live the diet!

Funny short statuses about summer

Cool short statuses about summer

Never mind the problems - June has come.

First of June! Summer has come. And with the warmth of June the whole earth is warmed.

That awkward moment when you find out it's summer!

You wander somewhere until the morning - that means summer has come!

Your ass sticks to the stool - that means summer has come!

In 9 months we will have a new summer.

Do you dream of losing weight by summer? Relax, there will be no summer!))) Eat!

Better than Indian summer... there can only be Indian spring.

Soul on the sea, butt on a chair.

It seems I'm pregnant. I'm sick of work and drawn to the salty sea...

The higher the thermometer, the shorter the length of my skirt.)))

Summer! Looking at the shoes in the hallway, it seems that a 40-footer lives in the house.

Expensive! What should I take to the seaside to make everyone go crazy?!? -Sled...)))

Where are you going in the summer? -On a binge.

Sitting for an hour and a half to paint your eyes, and then putting on glasses - that’s what summer means!

Summer in the village - fresh air, river, heat, flowers... Dung!)))

Girl, you've put on so much makeup... aren't you hot?)))

Dear, I want to hear only three words this summer: “I love you!” I'll buy it! Let's fly!"

I’ll add salt to the puddle, there will be a small sea!)))

Fuck you, not summer! Father Frost.)))

Poplar fluff... heat... July...

A couple more degrees and the weather will turn to vodka!

Our summer, although short, has little snow!

I've been waiting for you so much, summer... but you're not at all happy with the weather...

Dry summer... The knights went a little small.

Summer will be sunny and hot, the main thing is not to miss this day.

It’s good in Siberia in the summer, there’s no snow for a whole month! :)

Funny short statuses about summer

Cool short statuses about summer

Our summer in Siberia is warm... You don’t have to wear a sweater under your sheepskin coat.

In summer, idleness has an excuse - the heat.

Dad said: -Damn, it’s hot, like in porn!)))

It seems that Rain didn't pay his taxes and lost his rain license!

A room with air conditioning is a branch of HEAVEN on earth.

We installed an air conditioner at home. I had an orgasm!

Damn, only I could do this: catch a cold in 40-degree heat...

I'll go south. It's cooler there...

This summer, the best attraction to shopping is not discounts, but air conditioning!

This summer burned us, dried us down to our very nerves.

I hate the heat! Attractions! Children! Signed: amusement ride operator...

It’s so hot in the apartment that when I turn on the light in the room, I hide in the shade! :)

On a summer day, after the sweltering heat, warm rain is very welcome.

What's good about a hot summer - not a single woman will say that she lacks warmth.

And now it’s a different summer - hot, merciless and different.

The heat will show who has which legs!)))

In summer everyone complains about the heat, in winter everyone complains about the cold. How else does nature even tolerate us?

I'll remove the shelf in the center of the refrigerator! Urgently!

In the summer it’s a pity to even sleep - when it’s still so warm around the clock.

Looks like a lot of people are getting sick from the heat!

Eh! It's nice to take a walk in the sun in the summer... but at home there is air conditioning!

The asphalt is melting under the hot rays of the sun today.

Lord, save and preserve the genius who invented air conditioning.

And outside the window it’s +39... Light clothing and a slight hope for rain saves...

Well, did everyone want a real, hot summer? Get it, sign it!:P

I want to be a boy. Summer. Heat. And you hop and took off your shirt.

Sun, summer, sea, beach - scary face, blurry makeup...)))

Expensive! What should I take to the seaside to make everyone go crazy?!? -Sled...)))

Funny short statuses about summer

Cool short statuses about summer

Let's go throw Viagra into the sea and watch the Sun rise...

Fell in love with you forever to the songs of the sea...

The soul is at sea, and the body... the body, damn it, is getting ready for work...

I was on my way to the sea, and suddenly... the alarm clock rang!

I've never seen the sea, and I'm just dying from the memories...

I close my eyes: The sound of the surf... freedom... I open my eyes: The fan. Job.

Summer is singing, the sea is calling, and we are like this... on the Internet...

"Good morning!" - this is when the clock says 11:00, summer is on the calendar, and outside the window is the sea!

I want to go to the sea this summer... It’s my tradition to want to go to the sea every summer.

Wonderful summer! The beach season has not yet begun, but the mushroom season is already in full swing!

Summer and the beach will show who stuffed foam rubber and cotton wool into their bra in winter!:D

The movement of men along the beach: look forward - two look back!

I took a day off and went to the beach. In the evening I will tell my family that I was on fire at work.

Great summer... It's a pity that the tan doesn't stick through... the jacket...

The tan will fade, but the memories will remain forever.

Here comes summer!))) Someone has snow, but I eat strawberries and bask in the sun!)))

Good girls sunbathe in a swimsuit, bad girls are topless, smart girls are in the shade.

It's a pity that there is so little left of summer... Fake tan and sandals.

If your skin doesn't come off after tanning, then you haven't sunbathed!

Vacation pay always ends faster than vacation!)))

The easiest way is to give up on the resort.

How hard you have to work to have such a rest! Alexander Mikheev

The sea is calling... The wave is singing... And here I am in the garden...

Sun, sea, beach... The smell of the sea wind and the kisses of a beloved man.

If everyone is naked on the beach, it means the time of year is summer!

I'm flying to where the sky merges with the sea...

Sea and sky are two symbols of infinity...

Summer... Sea... Beach... Crayfish... Beer... Top up...)))

Let's tell each other how much we want to go to the sea!

Funny short statuses about summer

Cool short statuses about summer

But someone now has the sea outside their window!)))

To go to the beach more often in the summer, you need to go to the refrigerator less often in the spring.:D

What can happen - there is warm water on the beach and nice guys.

There, on the beach, where summer is melting, it seemed like all this was forever...

I want summer, the sea, the beach, a bottle of martini and a sign that says “Do not disturb!”

SOMEWHERE is the most popular summer holiday destination...

Nothing pleases the eye more than a packed suitcase for a vacation...

Now my best friend is... a fan. XD

The most best summer- when you spend it with friends!

My summer wouldn't work without you...

Love is transferred to the night - during the day it is very hot.

Let the most beautiful fairy tale of love happen in your life this summer.

Summer will happen again, but love is gone forever.

This summer you definitely need to meet the sunrise with someone you love.

You will make this summer the best if you are by my side.

Even in this heat, your icy heart will not melt...

In every girl's life there is a boy with whom she will never forget the summer.

Maybe we'll meet somewhere this summer...

I want nothing more than to spend this summer with you.

Summer is the best best time of the year! Time to love and be loved!

I have a whole summer ahead of me. 92 days. Which I don't need without you.

Only next to you this summer will be unforgettable...

Summer - do crazy things for your loved ones.

We need to find eternal love for ourselves. For the summer.:D

If it’s July and I can’t stay warm without you, maybe it’s love.

You need to love mom, dad, marmalade, chocolate and summer. The rest is just bullshit.

From dusk to dawn, this summer is our summer!

Summer this year is like love. You keep waiting for it and waiting, but it doesn’t come.

That's all... this June is for you alone...

To June, to freedom, to the wind, to kisses...

Funny short statuses about summer

Cool short statuses about summer

Do you want to ruin your summer? Fall in love in June.

Girl of July, how I love you! And, probably, Julia, this is forever!

There are only a couple of months until summer, and the bone is still wide.

I'm a maximalist at heart, but with the arrival of summer I become an ardent fan of minis!

Haven't you found half of summer yet? I lost it recently.

Summer, summer again, songs around the fire again, dancing from night to morning.

The main sign of summer is mosquitoes.

There is nothing sadder on the planet than the thought of the end of summer.

Summer broke everyone up into pairs, but I was just broken...

The older I get, the more boring summer gets.

In my dreams there was a slightly different summer.

Plans for the summer remained plans.

You’re sitting there, thinking, it’s summer, yes, but everything is as usual.

It's a shame that 500 Days of Summer is just the title of the film.

It won't always be summer. Aesop

Summer flew by quickly... I want to relax some more!)))

And we didn’t even notice how quickly this summer flew by.

Summer ends with open dresses.

Summer, I really want you to come back.

Soon we will wake up, and summer will no longer be there.

It feels like the end of summer... but it feels like the end of the world...

Another summer has flown by... we'll be waiting for you...;(

Summer is not over, it has changed...

Well, What can I say? I'm screwed, comrades. All!

So the summer has passed, as if it never happened...

The summer was cold, but with little snow.

Summer is over, the dacha is over, the shovels are out of hand and the vodka is hamstered!)))

Chronicler... This is when the end of summer... Completely...

Only dreams of summer and a new life heal me.

Funny short statuses about summer

Cool short statuses about summer

I really want this summer to be unforgettable.

I dreamed of a summer full of adrenaline, but what I got was a summer on the couch.

How I spent summer!? - It's a sin...

My boyfriend will be Leto, a hot guy.

I don’t care about everything, because now it’s summer, it’ll be autumn, I’ll think about it!

I'm running barefoot through the night...

How little time until summer... How much fat on the sides...

I have 2 tickets for summer! Who's with me?

I urgently demand summer!

I wish everyone a summer with... no time for the Internet!

I want to go where there is no Internet... the sea worries and the summer lights up!

Summer! I'm leaving the Internet!

I want a summer where there is no time for the Internet!

Like if you want summer.

And all that was left from the summer were text messages...

Summer is not over... It is always with us... In photographs and in the soul...)))

Let this summer be without the Internet.

I want to go where there is no Internet, but only sun, waves and heat...

How I spent summer?! With regret... I met you at the computer!

Have any plans for the summer? -Real life without Internet!

It was a super summer - on the Internet!)))

Summer, summer! Fuck people who spend days on the Internet.

Don't let summer go to waste, go have some fun - stop sitting at the computer!

In the darkness of the night, in the light of day I sit on VKontakte, and outside the window it’s summer.

What is your favorite time of year? Surely, most people will answer that it is summer. And this is not surprising. Summer is the time for romantic evenings, sleepless nights, holiday romances, fiery dances, endless walks and so on. This list can be continued indefinitely. At other times of the year, we miss our beloved summer and begin the countdown, and so that time does not drag on so long, we suggest you pay attention to statuses about summer. Send them to your favorite friends to lift their spirits or remind them of the approaching summer nights. Or just publish it on your page at social network so that every day, seeing this wonderful reminder of summer, starts in a great mood.

Great summer! It's just a pity that the tan doesn't stick through the jacket...

Hot summer is coming... It's time to think about how to spend your vacation. And I haven’t forgiven myself for last year yet!

Cool status about summer: Well, it’s hot.........if I’m wrong, throw a lump of snow at me.

If it weren’t winter, and it was always summer, we wouldn’t wander so much in the wilds of the Internet. I would be distracted by hayfields, a river, a beach and women. The ratings of sites would not grow, if only, if only!

Forecasters vow that summer this year will be generally warmer than winter, and even a little warmer than spring...

I went out into the street and thought... Something flashed past with amazing speed... “Summer,” I guessed.

The higher the thermometer... the shorter the length of my skirt.

Autumn - I want summer. Winter - I want summer. Spring - I want summer. Summer - oh, so hot! :))

Whoever said that summer would be hot would have hit him in the face with an umbrella!!!

Cool status about summer: Wait for me, summer, I will be beautifully undressed.

And summer smells like smoke from a barbecue... raspberries, the sea, pouring rain... ripe cherries, suntan lotion and the vacation we're waiting for!

This summer the only people who will hang out with you are mosquitoes.

I sit with the children...my husband plays Diablo all day during the day, and watches EURO all evening! Fucking summer!

And somewhere there is the sea, beaches, macho... Sunset, intoxicatingly beautiful... And at home it’s simpler - summer, dacha, shovels, rakes, vodka and beer...

The time has come when you stand on the bed at 2 o'clock in the morning in just shorts with a slipper in your hand... and look out for this buzzing bastard.

Summer... Let's hit computer addiction with alcoholism!

My dream for this year is to cover the garden with asphalt.

The hot summer has arrived. Everyone was carried away to the sea! Well, I didn’t get bored - Hello, DACHA... YO-MOYE

SUMMER - preparation for beach season: Girls visit fitness centers and beauty salons. Guys cut their toenails and that's it.

Where are you going in the summer? - Binge drinking!!

There is nothing sadder in the world than the thought of the end of summer...

Cool status about summer: Summer is coming, but I don’t even have anything to put on.

Summer is when you set your alarm for 5 am just to remember to go to bed...

I'm in the summer zone! Intelligence, honor and conscience are inaccessible! There is only frivolity in connection...)))

Katya swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Christina swam with fat and did not swim.

Ah, July, the crown of summer... The sea, the beach, people all around... You daydream for two minutes... Then you’ll weed the garden...

Wonderful summer! You won’t burn, you won’t peel, you won’t stick to the asphalt, you won’t sweat... The only negative is that the sandals don’t fit on a warm sock!

How to Deal with Summer Depression 1 wait, 2 wait, 3 wait, 4 wait, 5 still wait Done! Now you have autumn depression! You are gorgeous!

What kind of sushi lover am I?!.. I am a real lover... of the SEA!

Hooray! The long-awaited summer has arrived! Three wonderful months of sun, fruit and positivity are ahead. We offer you a selection of fun summer statuses, share your summer mood with your friends and move forward towards unforgettable emotions!

If you ask what your favorite time of year is, almost everyone will probably answer – summer! It is replete with a variety of colors and brightness of light; in summer, life is in full swing, day and night. This is the time of romantic dates, smoothly flowing into meeting the dawn, swimming under the moon and gatherings with friends until the morning!

For many, summer is also a long-awaited vacation, which is why they love it doubly. Summer is a great opportunity to go to the sea and enjoy the sound of the surf and the beauty of the sea horizon. If your vacation has already passed or is planned for autumn-winter, this is not a reason to despair at all! After all, summer days are long, so you can relax and enjoy the warmth and sun after work. In addition, there are also weekends that need to be spent in full during the summer.

Summer is wonderful wherever you spend it: at the seaside, at the dacha, in city parks, on the beach, in the summer forest. Summer is a sea of ​​flowers and fruits, as well as a sea of ​​sun and warmth.

Summer has come so quickly that there are winter boots, spring boots and sandals in the hallway. In one row.

And on the hanger in the hallway hang a down jacket, a raincoat and a swimsuit...)

Summer will show who put cotton wool in their bra!

Guys, wait, the moment of truth is near)

The time has come when you stand on the bed at 2 a.m. in your underpants and with a slipper in your hand, looking out for this buzzing bastard.

But in the end you still get up in the morning bitten...)

Summer has come! Long live the diet!

I had to go on a diet in winter!

If there were no winter, but always summer -
If only we wouldn’t wander so much in the wilds of the Internet.
I would be distracted by hayfields, a river, a beach and women.
The ratings of sites would not grow, if only, if only!

If it were summer all the time, it would not be expected and loved so much.

Ah, July, the crown of summer... The sea, the beach, people all around... You daydream for two minutes... Then you’ll weed the garden...

And you have a kind of vacation - on the green sea...)

Autumn - I want summer. Winter - I want summer. Spring - I want summer. Summer - oh, so hot!

But it saves time on getting dressed...)

Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear.

About vacation

And summer smells like barbecue smoke, raspberries, the sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we’re looking forward to!

Summer has its own smell - the smell of relaxation.

I'm going on vacation, dear friends, there is no need to envy and wish good luck. I will be very happy without it!

In summer, those who have 1 month vacation envy those who have 2 months vacation.

Vacation ends as quickly as it comes cold water in summer.

At least the memories remain about the vacation, not like about the water...)

After your vacation, you definitely need to rest for a week.

So you have to take sick leave...)

The most beautiful girls appear on the beach on the last day of vacation.

It’s clear why everyone is distracted during the first week of work.

Planning a vacation is very easy: the boss says when, the wife says where.

It remains to find out why...)

Vacation is like a binge, it’s easier to get into than to get out.

You go on vacation a month before, but you leave a month after...

An unwashed vacation is equivalent to absenteeism!

And it’s not good to skip...)

Vacation is when each subsequent day is a rest after the previous one.

And only the last day of vacation is the worst - after it there will be no rest.)

Chief, remember! White (untanned) color indicates employees who still want to go on vacation!

Summer divides everyone into two groups: tanned and not tanned...)

Hot and cold summer

Great summer! It’s just a pity that the tan doesn’t stick through the jacket...

And you can’t see the sun behind the umbrella...

Our summer is warm... you don’t need to wear a second sweater under your jacket.

Boots can also be without fur...

What the heat does to people - not only that you can’t find it on the city’s beaches free space, also, in order to swim in the fountain, you have to wait in line!

In summer you can save on water and not swim at home...)

The summer was promised to be hot. The year was not specified...

The heat will come so suddenly that you won’t even have time to shave your legs. Forget about losing weight altogether!

If the first days of summer are cold, this does not mean that you will still have time)

Wait for me in a warm hot summer, I will be beautifully undressed!

In the summer you won’t know whether you’re wearing a belt or a skirt...)

They mean water...)

What's good about a hot summer - not a single woman will say that she lacks warmth.

Don't worry, women will find something to come up with...

Whoever said that summer would be hot would have hit him in the face with an umbrella!

And a boot too...)

Happy summer

Summer is the kiss of a sunbeam, a salty sea breeze, strawberries and lots and lots of sun...

Summer is beautiful!

Summer is "good night" at 6:30 am)

In winter I would sleep and sleep, but in summer I don’t even want to sleep!

Sun, summer, sea, beach - scary face, blurry makeup...))

Summer shows natural beauty...)

Summer is the most amazing time, you dream of spending all 90 days in such a way that this summer will remain in your memory forever...

Only later you don’t understand when these 90 days flew by...)

The time has come when you wear dark sunglasses and stare at people without a fawn!

Here's another plus of summer!

Guys, summer has come, don’t upset the female psyche, don’t wear flip-flops with socks!

Women, don’t mock men either - shave your legs!))

The most popular perfume this season is mosquito spray.

Affordable and effective!

Summer is the time when you set your alarm for 03:00 so you don’t forget to go to bed.

In summer, with dawn, not day begins, but night, that is, sleep time...)

You have to wait a long time for summer, but, alas, it flies by very quickly. Therefore, do not waste time, try to implement your summer plans every day. Love, travel, relax, stock up on vitamins and then summer will leave you with warm memories that will warm you up on cold winter evenings.

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On any beach holiday there are people who sunbathe with glasses) Thank you, you make me so happy!)

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What are your plans for the summer? - Fall in love...

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There will be summer, there will be life!!

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When it’s summer, we’ll go to the dacha and grab a shovel and eat......

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My status has gone to hang out in the summer..

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With a cool head and clean hands, hot on our heels - towards summer!

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Wait for me, summer, I will be beautifully undressed.

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I want summer! Give it in the summer!!!))) Cool statuses about summer

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Watermelon is a wonderful food! and ate, and drank, and washed.

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Summer begins when the booze is over and there is no money))))

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It's time to think about your figure; summer will come faster than it seems.

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I want the summer to continue, but since the autumn rains, it’s long and tedious.

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- Do you want to ruin your summer? - fall in love in June.

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Now I understand why in high school they don’t write the essay “What I did in the summer”

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As usual in summer, all the worthwhile events happen at night. Such a night lasts three months...

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What's good about a hot summer - not a single woman will say that she lacks warmth.

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I want summer, money, fame... I can have fame now...

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A drum on your neck and a flag in your ass for balance!!! Cool statuses about summer

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Repin's painting "sailed" - they rowed all night, but forgot to untie the boat...

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Summer is frivolity, openness, tenderness, emotionality, in a word, childhood!

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Summer...dreams....love... Eh... this can’t be returned... but it can be repeated!!!))

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Never mind your problems - June has arrived!

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Cool statuses about summer - Summer is a sea of ​​sun, light, warmth... It's time for joy... It's the sun in the sky... And a bright sparkle in the eyes...

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The stubble is growing faster, I want a cold beer, I like everything that is naked - this is an insidious summer.

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This serene summer will return soon... favorite stilettos, chiffon dress, with straps.....the smell of your perfume, a warm breeze, caressing so boldly.....kisses, passion...goosebumps......a delirious night city......and to my mother, on my mobile phone: “I’ll come in the morning.”

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I know what you did last summer! I still know what you did last summer!! I will always know what you did last summer!!!

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I hate summer..everything gets terribly sexy! =)

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Spring has passed, summer has come - thanks to the party for this!

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From dusk to dawn, this summer is our summer!

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Summer nights are not made for sleeping.

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If everyone is naked on the beach, it means the time of year is summer! Cool statuses about summer

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And I want summer... and heavy rain... so I can run barefoot on the asphalt and shout how much I love you...

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My summer wouldn't work without you...

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Summer is when the minimum amount of clothing allows you to maximize the appearance of the opposite sex.

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This summer will be ours..)))

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Eh, Indian summer, what women, such is summer.

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Summer is the season of irresponsibility.

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It’s good in the capital in the summer, riot police are harassing brunettes...

Cool statuses about summer

The best summer statuses: Summer is coming soon

Summer is ahead! This means we will have many bright, memorable moments!

18 more Mondays and “Hello summer!”

Tomorrow is a new day, tomorrow is a new morning - June!

Summer is coming soon. There is still just a little time left until warmth, new sensations, new feelings... I want to feel loved, needed, the one without whom it is impossible to breathe. I so want to truly love and know that it is mutual...

Next Saturday is summer.

Almost soon, almost summer...

Love salad and low-fat cottage cheese as you love yourself. Yes, rejoice raw carrots, for summer is coming, summer. In the name of cucumbers, cabbage and holy mineral water. Kefir.

The May holidays are a smooth jump into summer!

Summer is coming - hello, diet!

In two minutes summer will come, but spring has just arrived!

Summer is coming soon! Everyone dreams of summer, because summer is the kiss of a sunbeam, a long-awaited vacation, a salty sea breeze, fragrant fruits and lots and lots of sun!

Summer is in three days... I need to learn how to tuck a fur coat into a thong! :)

Jokes, fun, warm nights. Summer is already on its way, in short.

There are a couple of days left until summer... Exams, panic, hysteria, fat on the sides!

Summer is coming, and the ass is as vast as the Russian expanses.

Guys, summer is coming, don’t upset the female psyche, don’t wear flip-flops with socks...

Summer is coming... Flies... No matter how you hit them, one will definitely remain alive and will ambush you when you lie down for a nap.

In two Saturdays we will wake up in the summer. =)))

Well, a little more and we will finally meet, I missed you so much... summer! :)

So, so! I have an idea on how to celebrate summer! Who cares, on May 31 at 23:59 we lean out the window and wait until 00:00 (at the same time, breathe fresh air) and at exactly midnight we shout: “Leeeee!” Whatever you want, I will!