The best summer statuses: Summer is coming soon

Summer ahead! So we will have many bright, memorable moments!

18 more Mondays and Hello Summer!

Tomorrow is a new day, tomorrow is a new morning - June!

Summer is coming soon. There is still quite a bit left to warm, to new sensations, to new feelings ... I want to feel loved, needed, the one without which it is impossible to breathe. I so want to sincerely love, and know that it is mutual ...

Next Saturday is summer.

Almost soon, almost summer...

Love salad and fat-free cottage cheese as you love yourself. Yes, rejoice raw carrots for summer is coming soon, summer. In the name of cucumbers, cabbage and holy mineral water. Kefir.

May holidays are a smooth jump into summer!

Summer is coming - hello diet!

Summer will come in two minutes, and only spring has come to us!

Summer is coming soon! Everyone dreams of summer, because summer is a kiss of a sunny bunny, a long-awaited vacation, a salty breeze of the sea, fragrant fruits and a lot of sun!

Three days later, summer ... you need to learn how to tuck a fur coat into a thong! :)

Jokes, fun, warm nights. Summer is already on the way.

There are a couple of days left before the summer ... Exams, panic, hysteria, fat on the sides!

Summer is coming, and the ass is as vast as the Russian expanses.

Guys, summer is coming, don't upset the female psyche, don't wear flip flops with socks...

Summer is coming... Flies... No matter how you beat them, you will definitely stay alive alone and attack from an ambush when you lie down to take a nap.

In two Saturdays we will wake up in the summer. =)))

Well, a little more and finally we will meet, I missed you so much ... summer! :)

So yes! I have an idea how to celebrate summer! Who is not lazy on May 31 at 23:59 lean out the window, wait until 00:00 (at the same time breathe fresh air) and exactly at midnight we yell: “Leeeeto!” As you wish, but I will!

cool statuses about Summer

M snakes, summer has come, do not upset the female psyche, do not wear flip flops with socks!

AND summer has already crept up
longer day shorter night
the wind carries from afar
before the student session, howl ...

L This will show who pumped the press, and who - the door of the refrigerator!

WITH you go to yourself on the Internet, do not touch anyone, and here on you - summer ends.

E I'm like this at sea, and suddenly... THE ALARM CLOCK RINGED

IN I am a maximalist at heart, but with the advent of summer I become an ardent fan of the mini!

L This is when the minimum amount of clothing allows you to maximize the appearance of the opposite sex.

X I want summer, the sea, the beach, a bottle of martini and a sign that says "DO NOT DISTURB!"

L UTB will show who put cotton in the bra!

WITH The season of bloody legs from f*cking shoes has begun!

E If you begin to quietly hate your office, and strategic plans on how to make more money completely replace thoughts on how to spend it on drink - look at the calendar. It must have been summer.

IN clouds in the sky without a gap, ah * enoe fucking summer

L This is... The beach... The rays of the sun fall on the chest... chest on the stomach... stomach on the knees...

At A reader of the Russian language, having reread the work of Roman Abramovich's son "How I Spent the Summer", burned it, threw the ashes into a glass of champagne and drank it exactly at midnight on New Year's Eve ...

H We urgently need the fourth month of summer!

E If on the calendar - August 31, and you have not been on vacation yet - this is your holiday. Loshara Day.

- H how is the summer going?
- Great. I've been on the couch, bathed in the tub, and taken tours of local supermarkets.

H There is no sadder story in the world than such a fucking terrible summer.

A summer smells of smoke from the grill, raspberries, the sea, heavy rain, ripe cherries, sun cream and the vacation we are waiting for!!!

B Waiting for summer days, the heart beats faster.

M ore... The beach... I'm watching... There are more pregnant men than pregnant women...

L This is the season of irresponsibility.

H the time has come when you stand at 2 o'clock in the morning in your shorts with a slipper in your hand on the bed .. and look out for this buzzing bastard.

L I love summer... phone call at 3 am with the phrase "Are you sleeping?" YOU WILL ALWAYS HEAR NO

D and, I do not deny - I was waiting for the summer! But we did not agree about the garden and mosquitoes.

L this is the night from spring to autumn

L this is the most scary beast- mosquito.

"I I will love you all summer" - it sounds much more convincing than "all my life" and - most importantly - much longer!

AND GIVE ME SUMMER,
I WILL BE BEAUTIFUL UNDED.

At saw the teacher in the summer
turned away

At Dear Minister of Education. Cancel, please, writing the essay "How I spent the summer." Our teacher is an elderly intelligent woman...

H the time has come when you walk around in dark sunglasses and stare at people without a fawn!

L here. The air conditioners started leaking.

ABOUT wicked summer! The only pity is that the tan through the jacket does not fit ...

L It was cold, but with little snow.

L here it is! Looking at the shoes in the hallway, it seems that a 40-leg lives in the house.

How we all love summer! One has only to think about this time of year, as a fire flares up in the soul. There are even special sites that keep an online countdown of days until the beginning of summer. People are warmed by the thought that sleepless nights, endless walks with friends, movies until the morning and hot weather will soon begin. But do not be sad at other times of the year, because each of them is special in its own way. But you can bring summer closer, and our new website will help you with this. We decided to create a page and completely devote it to one topic - statuses about the summer. We present you the most extensive site with an unprecedented number of statuses. In addition, we are constantly working on the site and make it even more convenient and interactive.

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Mosquitoes have become more cunning, fly up, sit on the bed, and then go on foot so that it is not heard ...

I propose to fine summer for speeding. It flew by quickly.

If there was no winter, but all the time summer - We would not wander so much in the wilds of the Internet. I would distract hay, a river, a beach and women. The rating of sites would not grow, if only, if only!

Summer is a time of happiness, hopes and drunkenness, which is better not to remember;)

Cool status about summer: Wait for me, summer, I'll be beautifully undressed...

I hope there will be less snow in the summer.

Katya swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Kristina swam with fat and did not swim.

Ah, July, the crown of summer... The sea, the beach, people all around... You dream for two minutes... Then you plant the garden...

Wonderful summer! You won’t burn, you won’t peel off, you won’t stick to the asphalt, you won’t sweat... The only negative is that sandals don’t fit on a warm toe!

Cool status about summer: Where are you in the summer? - Drink up!

What kind of sushi lover am I?! I am a true sea lover!

Great summer! The only pity is that the tan through the jacket does not fit ...

And summer smells of smoke from the grill, raspberries, the sea, heavy rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we are waiting for!

Weather forecasters swear that summer this year will be generally warmer than winter, and even a little warmer than spring ...

I want it to always be like this: summer, then summer again, then New Year, birthday, summer and summer again.

Summer is coming, and I have nothing to undress in ...

Summer will show who pumped the press, and who - the door of the refrigerator!

I'm in the summer zone! Mind, honor and conscience are inaccessible! There is one frivolity in communication ...

The higher the thermometer... the shorter the length of my skirt.

And now I greet mosquitoes. He sits on me, and he is like this: "Come on five!"

Summer is the time when you set an alarm for 03.00 so as not to forget to go to bed.

Cool status about the summer: With the onset of a hot summer, minibuses turn into microwaves.

Summer... let's hit computer addiction with alcoholism!

I want summer, stupidly wandering the streets, drinking fanta, hiding from the sun and not knowing what day of the week it is.

The time has come when you stand at 2 o'clock in the morning in your shorts with a slipper in your hand on the bed .. and look out for this buzzing bastard.

Summer is the time to sleep well until 15:00, have breakfast at 16:00, get dressed by 18:00 and finally be ready to go out with friends =)

Let's go throw Viagra into the sea and watch the sun rise...

My status went to hang out in the summer!

Summer is the unfulfilled promise of spring. Speaking of summer, everyone dreams of enjoying blissful warm nights, and in return they get a fake

I love him, with him it seems like summer is getting even warmer. I won’t because it’s light next to him, and when I’m with him, you don’t even need light

The smell of summer time is very diverse. It can smell like barbecue, sea, rain, raspberries, cherries and, of course, a long-awaited vacation.

If you go to the page in contact and most of your friends see the status: “left”, then summer has come

Best Status:
What do you kill your time for when it's summer and hot? A great time to relax on the sea, but instead you sit in contact and read my status

Summer time is a time of incredible adventures and unforgettable night walks.

Everyone is looking forward to my new status about how my summer is going. Insane interest is where I am, what is happening to me, how much I have drunk and what I have done

Summer is associated with a light chiffon dress, favorite stilettos, the sweet aroma of fresh perfume, a warm breeze and passionate kisses until morning. And in the mobile, a painfully familiar SMS addressed to my mother: “I’ll come in the morning”!

Summer ... It's stupid to wander the streets, hide from the sun and not know what day of the week it is ...

Summer is le, summer is that, Summer is summer, L, E, T and O

Half a bottle of rum, two pistols. A bag of change of clothes - and you're done. Here it is, our summer. Nothing is sacred at all.

Summer has just begun, and I have already managed to get lost in the days!

Summer....I'm fried like a cutlet.

Summer, sun, heat, dance until the morning - as soon as possible)

Some rest in the summer, others - where SUMMER is.

Wet armpit season is open 😉

And I need your eyes to soar in them like a bird. When it's SUMMER outside - you need to fall in love!

I want summer and sun!!! AND MORE!!!)

Chronicler... This is when the end of summer... Absolutely...

I really want this summer to be unforgettable.^^

Summer has come ... Online friends fell 2 times =D

Then all autumn she will regret it, because in her life with him this is the last summer ...

Summer. The air conditioners started leaking.

My status went to hang out in the summer!!! :-).

Probably in the life of every person there was one, that special summer that he will never forget!

Summer is interesting and fast or tedious and long... the law of meanness!

as usual in summer, all worthwhile events take place at night. A night like this for three months...

eeeh, I love summer)) Well, when else, besides the New Year, on SMS “Are you sleeping?”, You will receive the answer “No))”.

“Oh, dear, when will the real summer come already?” - REAL summer will come when you earn it.

From dusk to dawn, this summer is our summer!

Summer is a small life

Summer... a time when it's easier to breathe, easier to love someone, easier to dream of someone, easier to desire someone

Summer: the time of the year when mothers need the patience of teachers)

She loves hot chocolate, summer, the sea and it .... She is a little crazy ... Every day I see her in the mirror Waiting for someone ... Former to someone ... Future to someone ... ..

The season of bloody legs from awesome shoes has begun!

Summer is the most superb time, you dream of spending all 90 days so that this summer will remain in your memory forever ...

I want summer, the sea, the beach, a bottle of martini and a sign that says "DO NOT DISTURB!"

August is the month when it is impossible to open the window on the bus, which could not be closed in December.

It's time for schools to think about renaming the essay from "How I Spent My Summer" to "How I Spent My Summer"!

Summer broke everyone in pairs, but it just broke me ..

hot summer days)) and the water in the river is not yet warm enough to swim ... (((it's a shame (((

Summer is the time when you set the alarm for 03.00 so as not to forget to go to bed

If you have lived a year and seen the change of times - winter, spring, summer, autumn - then you have already seen everything.

Summer does have its downsides. We are all pissed off by sand in our shoes or mosquitoes.

Every summer is one big kill of my body!

Now I understand why in high school they don’t write an essay “What I did in the summer”

I want summer ... it is in the summer that I am happy ...

The first sign of summer: “What day of the week is it today?”

In June, I always ask myself the question: Is it poplar fluff that flies so low, or are dandelions completely fucking?!))

In the summer, borscht is replaced by okroshka!

... Summer is a sea of ​​sun, light, warmth ... It's time for joy ... It's the sun in the sky ... And a bright sparkle in the eyes ...

It is better to rest in the summer than to work in the winter.

If the summer is as hot as the previous one, the most relevant tackle will be “Hi, I have air conditioning”!

Summer is "good night" at 6.30 am)

it's so cool outside ... overcast, sun, rain and warm =))

Summer-kisses until dawn :).

in two Saturdays, we will wake up in the summer

I want to remind you: that some people missed 27 days of summer. You have 67 more. Good luck.

It's summer! Long live the diet!

Dry summer... The knights went smallish.

Summer 2011: a sundress on the floor, a small denim jacket and gladiator sandals, well, a flower on the head ... everyone))

It’s good in the capital in the summer, riot police pester brunettes ...

Sun Air and Water are our best friends. Beer Sex and Anonism strengthens the body ...

Summer will be my boyfriend, hot guy.

Until the morning you wander somewhere - it means summer has come !!!

Summer. Sun. Sea. Beach. A bottle of martini and a sign saying “Screw everyone..uh..

Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear...

summer .. again summer .. again songs around the campfire .. dancing from night to morning

I hate summer..everything gets creepy sexy! =)

winter has come, winter is gone, and summer is summer.

We had summer, but I worked that day. =)

What will you give me, summer?

Summer is when you don't regret anything...

I believe in you, Summer 2011. You must be unforgettable…

Better in the summer by the fire than in the winter near the river.

Our summer is only dyed in green color winter.

Our summer, although short, has little snow!

summer... dreams... love... Eh... this can't be returned... but it can be repeated!!!))

From the memories there is nowhere to go, this summer is forever in my heart

And from this summer, only a souvenir brought from the sea, a framed photo and memories will remain ... Probably the sweetest memories ...¦

[Without you, my summer won't work...?]

I want summer to last forever...

Summer is the most best time of the year! Time to love and be loved!

Summer is when you want nothing and want everything at once)

Summer is the time when you set an alarm for 03.00 so as not to forget to go to bed.

Do you want to ruin your summer? Fall in love in June

the time has come when you stand at 2 a.m. in your shorts and with a slipper in your hand on the bed and look out for this buzzing bastard

Forecast for this summer. The rate of online contacts has decreased by 3 times, but the dollar has increased! Heh...

Summer ended without fulfilling any of its promises.

Pizdeyshn, how I need to lose weight by the summer ...

Summer is the kiss of a sunbeam, the salty breeze of the sea, strawberries and lots and lots of sun..

And I want the summer to never end, which has not yet begun! 😀

Ass sticks to the stool - it means summer has come!

The last month of summer, we walk until dawn!

I don't care about anything, because now it's summer, it will be autumn, I will think!

Summer: - 3 months without textbooks - 92 days of freedom - 2208 hours of happiness - 132480 minutes of bliss - 7948800 seconds of brightness. Soon. Very soon.

Let's make the phrase “summer 2010” synonymous with happiness.

I want summer. Stupidly wandering the streets, drinking Fanta, hiding from the sun and not knowing what day of the week it is today

the most favorite time of the year ... the time when dreams come true ...

I touched the smell of dawn and realized that I would break the nets. Thank you, life, for the fact that it's summer in the world! Thank you, life, for the fact that I live! ...

The summer was cold, but with little snow.

For me personally, there are only 2 seasons of the year, these are “SUMMER” and “WAITING FOR SUMMER”))

If you are unsure of your own nerves, this test is not for you...

summer.angina.bed.movies.

You need to love mom, dad, marmalade, chocolate and summer. The rest is bullshit.

In two Saturdays we will wake up in the summer. =))

Kiss your lips and caress your heart. Give summer instead of me. But to love above the sky, and to appreciate more than life. Who can do you like me?

Summer will show who put cotton in the bra!

summer is ending, which means that soon it will only be: I want to sleep, I'm cold and let's get drunk on Friday ...

Summer is a small life!

summer is just summer we sunbathe, rejoice, and hardly sleep!

Eh ... it’s good to take a walk under the sun in the summer ... but there is air conditioning at home!

“Summer is coming. Hello, diet! ”- the exam is approaching, and there is zero knowledge in my head

The deeper the summer, the more magnificent the garden.

Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear.

Summer-oh-oh, there are no stops-turns, flew by like a stone, you catch it by the tail ...

It’s good in Siberia in the summer, there is no snow for a whole month 🙂

What is your favorite time of the year? Surely, most people will answer that it is summer. And this is not surprising. Summer is the time for romantic evenings, sleepless nights, resort romances, incendiary dances, endless walks and so on. This list can be continued indefinitely. At other times of the year, we miss our favorite summer and start the countdown, and so that time doesn’t drag on so long, we suggest you pay attention to the statuses about summer. Send them to your favorite friends to cheer you up or remind you of the upcoming summer nights. Or just publish on your page in social network so that every day, seeing this wonderful reminder of summer, start with a great mood.

Great summer! The only pity is that the tan through the jacket does not fit ...

Hot summer is coming... It's time to think about how to spend your vacation. I haven't forgiven myself for last year!

Cool status about the summer: Well, the heat .......... if I'm wrong, throw a lump of snow at me.

If there was no winter, but all the time summer - We would not wander so much in the wilds of the Internet. I would distract hay, a river, a beach and women. The rating of sites would not grow, if only, if only!

Weather forecasters swear that summer this year will be generally warmer than winter, and even a little warmer than spring ...

I went out into the street, thought ... Something swept past, with awesome speed ... "Summer", - I guessed.

The higher the thermometer... the shorter the length of my skirt.

Autumn - I want summer. Winter - I want summer. Spring - I want summer. Summer - oh, how hot it is! :))

To the one who said that the summer will be hot - an umbrella would be yes in the face !!!

Cool status about summer: Wait for me, summer, I'll be beautifully undressed.

And summer smells of smoke from the barbecue ... raspberries, the sea, heavy rain ... ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we are waiting for!

This summer, only mosquitoes will hang out with you.

I sit with the children ... my husband plays the whole day in Diablo during the day, and watches the EURO all evening! Ahhh summer!

And somewhere the sea, beaches, macho ... Sunset, intoxicatingly beautiful ... But at home it's easier - summer, summer cottage, shovels, rakes, vodka with beer ...

The time has come when you stand at 2 o'clock in the morning in your shorts with a slipper in your hand on the bed .. and look out for this buzzing bastard.

Summer... Let's hit computer addiction with alcoholism!

My dream for this year is to cover the garden with asphalt.

The summer is hot. Everyone went to sea! Well, I didn’t get bored - Hello, COTTAGE ... YO-MY

SUMMER - preparation for beach season: Girls attend fitness centers, beauty salons. Guys - cut their toenails and that's it.

Where are you in summer? - Vzapoy!!

There is nothing sadder in the world than the thought of the ending summer...

Cool status about summer: Summer is coming, and I have nothing to undress.

Summer is when you set your alarm for 5 am just so you don't forget to go to bed...

I'm in the summer zone! Mind, honor and conscience are inaccessible! There is one frivolity in communication ...)))

Katya swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Kristina swam with fat and did not swim.

Ah, July, the crown of summer... The sea, the beach, people all around... You dream for two minutes... Then you plant the garden...

Wonderful summer! You won’t burn, you won’t peel off, you won’t stick to the asphalt, you won’t sweat... The only negative is that sandals don’t fit on a warm toe!

Coping with Summer Depression 1 wait, 2 wait, 3 wait, 4 wait, 5 still wait Done! Now you have autumn depression! You are gorgeous!

What kind of sushi lover am I?! .. I am a real lover ... of the SEA!